Ayo is always right!!!

And there you go, me stubborn as always. I have the advantage of a friend that not only is usually right, he's absolutely always right, and has been continuously for the past ten years... and what do I do? I consistently ask him for advice, and then I do the exact opposite of what he says...
And I wake up in the morning, and I see a reply to a text I forgot I sent, and I should have not sent, and... "Holy Sh*T!!!"